the art of being hot: a how to
let me set the scene. you’ve been invited to a party. you’re ready to meet someone new to seduce. you walk into the room, scanning for someone sexy. you lock eyes with the hottest person there. do you crack a smile and confidently walk up to them, or do you stay in the background and just fantasize about sleeping with them for the next 3 days?
i’m gonna be honest, hot people just have fun. being hot gives you the confidence to do whatever the hell you want. my life wouldn’t be as much fun if I wasn’t hot, hotness just makes you feel good. and I believe that everyone deserves to feel good, that’s why i’m going to give you all of the keys to being hot.
key one: have top tier hygiene
hot people get laid. and the last thing you want is bad hygiene during sex. here’s my best advice to keep as fresh as possible.
exfoliate your body. I like to get monthly Korean body scrubs, and I gently exfoliate daily with an Aesop body scrub. pay extra attention to any creases, they have the most buildup.
listen, I love luxury. but no luxury soap compares to the lasting clean scent of dove body wash. if you’re going to get laid and want to guarantee you’ll smell sexy, go with the dove. for ladies intimate wash, I find this queen v wash has the longest lasting freshness.
seal in your smooth skin with using an awesome body oil or lotion.
good skin is sexy. research a good esthetician and invest in monthly facials, for a good facial you should expect to Pay $200-500. I like facials done in hotels, but I always call to make sure they offer extractions. some people swear by dermatologists exclusively doing their facials, which might be best idea if you have problem skin.
buy the skincare your favorite esthetician recommends. the general rule is face wash, hydrating serum, face lotion, eye cream, retinol nightly. use a chemical exfoliant on your face weekly to make your skin really glow. physical exfoliants for the face usually aren’t recommended because they’re to harsh.
get a waterpik flosser, buy a new, softer toothbrush so your gums don’t recede, and this really cool floss. and if you’re not sure you’re brushing everything away, I like to use these tablets to show where any bad breath germs might be. then book a cleaning with your dentist every 3 months if you can swing it. 6 months in between cleanings maximum if you want to be hot.
whiten your teeth!!!
get a really good deodorant, a perfume or cologne that works well with your pheromones (I truly believe Chanel has a scent for everybody), and if you want to stop wearing deodorant taking these chlorophyll pills can stop body odor with consistent use.
get a Russian mani pedi regularly. if you’re doing no polish, every 2/3 weeks. if you’re doing gel or hard gel polish it can last up to 4 weeks.
trim your body hair, especially your pubes. if you want to have long hair down there, that’s fine but keep it tame by using an electric trimmer with a guard on to trim it to a reasonable length. hot people get head, and it’ll be a lot easier to receive oral if you’re tidy downstairs.
key two: have a hot person lifestyle
you’re going to feel your hottest when you’re really taking care of your self. this is my personal hot girl self care regimen.
exercise first thing in the morning. I like to go to workout classes because then I have people expecting me to show up and also guiding me through a good full workout.
recognize your body goals, and embrace your body type instead of working against it. a really great personal trainer can give you a fitness plan to get into the sexiest shape of your life.
eat something with fiber and protein in it with every meal.
choose an outfit that embodies you. really think about what you want to feel that day and how your clothing can help you feel that! I have a Pinterest board where I save photos of outfits I would like to recreate. Pinterest has a great algorithm that will quickly learn what you like and give you great recommendations the more you use it.
correctly portion your meals out. get this scale that can tell you how Many calories you need to maintain your weight so you have a frame of reference for what your meal size should look like. if you’re in a restaurant you do not have to finish your plate! stop eating when you’re full, that’s your bodies way of telling you that meal time is over.
walk as much as possible, observe the walk and really take time to be grateful. I love to practice open eyed meditation everyday, it’s an amazing practice for gratitude and restoring inner peace.
talk to a friend. humans are social mammals. we thrive off of positive human interactions, whether its in person or over the phone, make sure to socialize.
spend at least 5 minutes a day on a hobby. having a hobby will light a fire in your heart! its so important to remember our passions, even if you only have time for 5 minutes a day some days.
take the time to wind down from the day. before you go to bed, light some candles, dim the lights, read a good book, organize your to-do list, do your skincare, and say some positive words to your inner child. remember that each new day is up to you.
key three: turn your swag on
swag consists of three things: outfit, hair/makeup, and confidence. everyone has a personal style, rocking it is just a different battle. remember that you are not your work clothes. remember the feeling that you want to evoke in others and draw inspiration from style icons or use Pinterest to see amazing outfit examples. don’t forget to accessorize. and if you’re truly clueless, every saks fifth avenue has a personal shopper program with Amazing stylists that can guide you in a wardrobe makeover. get a really amazing haircut that’s done by an expert and take their advice on it. trim your eyebrows. if you wear makeup, ask your friends what they think would be most flattering on you. usually the sexiest everyday makeup leans more natural. once you have your favorite outfit on, your hair done, and you’re ready to get laid, remember to be confident and kind. it will bump you up by at least 2 points on the 1-10 hotness scale.
final key: truly believe in yourself
hot people just really believe to their core that they are hot! when you embrace this mindset you will reap the benefits. practice eye contact, sensual touch, and smiling at strangers. fall in love with yourself and others will follow. I hope with my advice you feel excited to start your new life as a hot person.
and don’t forget to write me a thank you note later ;)